My New Juicer

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The Philips HR1861

Far from being a technical description of the juicer I bought, this post

is written with mad glee over the potions I’ve wrought!

Put in carrots, apples and tomatoes–lots!

Then mix with bright green veggies–as much as Mr. Rotor can catch!

I want, hmm…celery, cabbage and bell peppers that match;

“Pulverize them, my pet! Liquify them as I watch!”

(Please insert cackle and insane laugh).

But since I’m not the only one drinking I’ll concede,

and add grapes with dalandan to soften the deed.

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Photos courtesy of Philips.